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		<title>Psychobabble Unleashed on Dogs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It’s a measure of how low our society has sunk that psychologists still roam the earth. What will it take to rid ourselves of these noxious pests – more dangerous than H1N1? After having failed utterly to decipher humans in any meaningful way it seems now it is time for our dogs to be afraid&#8230; be very afraid. What’s even more scary is that they get paid to roam and babble. Here is a classic upchuck of psychobabble, this time on the subject of dogs – you’d think they’d at least get something right. Or not. Excerpt: ‘Inside of <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.captivebrains.com/156/psychobabble-unleashed-on-dogs/">Psychobabble Unleashed on Dogs</a></span>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I wonder if it&#8217;s occurred to anyone that after the US stopped importing cigars from Cuba the average national IQ began to decline. Looking at what the various governments have been up to since they told Fidel to go take a hike it seems like a possible conclusion. Perhaps they still have to discover what I discovered: cigars make the little grey cells get down and boogie. As soon as my eyes lighted on the box of Cohibas I knew life was going to be good once more. After all, I hadn&#8217;t stopped smoking for health, social, or religious <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.captivebrains.com/107/giving-up-smoking-part-v-happy-ever-afterness/">Giving Up Smoking: Part V Happy Ever Afterness</a></span>]]></description>
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