No Dude – The Russians Are Saying They’re Sorry!

This is a reply to Admin’s post (that’s his real name by the way – Klaus Admin) I am sorry to report that my colleague’s grasp of the Cyrillic alphabet is about at tight as his grip on reality. As anyone who reads Russian knows, those emails are being sent by the Russian Historical & Cultural Rehabilitation Center. All they’re trying to do is say: “Hey guyniks. We’re sorry!” Here’s a summary of the most common mails you’ll receive in your spam folder: Communism – they want to say they’re sorry for all the confusion from this loser political . . . → Read More: No Dude – The Russians Are Saying They’re Sorry!

Ants

1 Calling Mrs. Honeydew. Mrs. G. Honeydew please contact the purser at your earliest convenience… “They’ve been paging that woman all morning, Conan. I think they’ve lost her.” Glory popped a piece of salmon into her mouth and chewed for a moment, looking out at the infinite blackness of space. They were on a huge bed in the Honeymoon Suite, a transparent dome raised above the superstructure of the Pharaoh’s Star, the most luxurious space clipper of the fleet. The view made Glory shiver. She waved a hand and the dome became opaque. “But I don’t see how you . . . → Read More: Ants

The Russians Are Coming!

Something disconcerting has begun to happen to my email inbox. I have been getting spammed. Now there’s nothing unusual about getting a bunch of spam but this latest bunch is putting me well… out of sorts. Truth is that I have always… well at least as long as I can remember, been getting spam. But lately it’s been Russian spam. Russian spam makes me nervous. I don’t know why the Russians have decided to target me and that’s not really the worrying part. What worries me is that I don’t know what the purpose of the spam is because . . . → Read More: The Russians Are Coming!