We missed it. Damn! Well, there’s always next year… There have been some classic pranks pulled on this day in the past but for sheer style I don’t think this offering from the BBC in 1957 can be beaten. Apparently, afterwards they were besieged with calls from people who really wanted to know where...
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Tags: April Fool, Bbc, Classic Pranks, Inpost, Mangroves, Mouthful, Oysters, Phlegm, Seeds, Sheer Style, Sprog, Stupid, Texture, Trees
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I wonder if it’s occurred to anyone that after the US stopped importing cigars from Cuba the average national IQ began to decline. Looking at what the various governments have been up to since they told Fidel to go take a hike it seems like a possible conclusion. Perhaps they still have to discover...
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Tags: Cigars From Cuba, Cohiba, Cohibas, Cure For Cancer, Empty Pockets, Gazelles, Giving Up Smoking, Good Thoughts, Grey Cells, Insouciant, Mental Agility, New York Times, New York Times Bestseller, Next Five Years, Religious Reasons, Rest Of My Life, Slave To The Habit, Thundering Stampede, Winning Lotto Numbers, York Times Bestseller
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Jesus Christ rose again from the dead; Neil Diamond, Tom Jones, the Eagles and the Marie Celeste all came back – but the Marie Celeste came back without her crew… Okay bad example. Let’s move on, the point for me was, Could I come back from mental oblivion? Being incapable of thought wasn’t all...
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Tags: Breakfast Lunch, Criminal Corporations, Downside, Downturn, Fellow Americans, Giving Up Smoking, Headlights, Hindsight, Jesus Christ, Long And Winding Road, Marie Celeste, Neil Diamond, Paddy Chayefsky, Peter Finch, Tax Payers, Thailand Economy, Tom Jones, Vantage Point, Warm Sense, World Economy
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Times were perilous but I was insensible to the danger. For the next two weeks, I didn’t do any work (although I did a lot of eating, drinking, running and reading). When I received an assignment by email I’d type some nit-picky question about an inconsequential detail and fire it back, knowing it would...
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Tags: Bangkok, Better Person, Brain Death, Cigarettes, Email, Fire One, Funny Place, Giving Up Smoking, Grace Of God, Greeting Card, Hair Salon, Happy New Year, Lattes, Lonely Desperation, Man Man, Merry Christmas, New Year, Nicotine, Relatives, Wretches
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The ogre I was ready to tussle with, whose fetid breath I expected hot on my face, was Physical Craving. I was sure we’d meet. After all I had been lacing my cells and tissues with nicotine since I was 15 years old. Logically, my body must have adapted all functions to run on...
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Tags: Airline Attendants, Biscuit, Cells And Tissues, Conference Organizers, Eighth Floor, Fetid Breath, Floor Apartment, Giving Up Smoking, Heroin, Intents And Purposes, Maniacal Laughter, Nicotine, Ogre, Physical Craving, Self Observation, Starbucks, Sun Rise, Theory Of Evolution, Tremors, Tussle
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If you’re reading this right now you may have noticed the ad links that Google has selected for this page. Let me say a few things about methods or aids to help one give up smoking. First of all, as far as hypnotherapy is concerned JUST DON’T! Hypnosis is a scary thing. In some...
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